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Not a fit

Who I can’t help.

A short, public list of the wrong calls — and the right hire for each one. Most consultants hide this page. I’d rather you read it before we book: a misfit caught here is thirty minutes saved, and a recommendation I’m happy to make. None of the alternatives below is a named competitor — they’re categories, so you can go find the best one yourself.

01

You need the work done, not decided.

If the real job is QA-ing fifty emails through Litmus this week, building every flow by hand, and clearing a production queue day after day — that’s a full-time craft, and a good one. I architect the system and ship the hard parts; I don’t sell production volume, and pretending otherwise would just make me an expensive bottleneck.

Hire instead
An in-house CRM / lifecycle manager — someone whose whole week is execution inside your tools. Bring me in later to give them a system worth executing.

02

Your culture runs on three Zooms a day.

I work async-first and European-morning, with live time when a decision needs it — on purpose. If a decision can’t move without everyone in a room, or if presence-in-meetings is how your org measures effort, we’ll quietly frustrate each other by month two. That’s not a flaw in you; it’s a mismatch, and it’s cheaper to name now.

Hire instead
An embedded contractor or staff hire who lives in your standups and Slack all day — someone who wants the room as much as your culture does.

03

You want one campaign built, brilliantly.

A single launch, a seasonal push, a beautiful one-off — that’s real work, but it isn’t mine. I optimize the system, not the send: the architecture a hundred campaigns run through. Hand me one campaign and you’re paying architect rates for hands you could rent better elsewhere. And paid acquisition — the click itself — is a different discipline entirely; I start after the click.

Hire instead
A production studio or creative / performance agency — a shop built to deliver a defined campaign on a defined date. Crisp brief, crisp output, no retainer.

04

There’s no CRM to rearchitect yet.

I rebuild and untangle existing stacks — the ones already leaking revenue at scale. If you’re pre-CRM, pre-revenue, or genuinely greenfield, a fractional architect is a Ferrari for a street with no road yet. The honest move is to wait until CRM is actually tied to money, then make it real with a first hire.

Hire instead
A first in-house CRM manager to stand the basics up — or simply wait until CRM starts to matter commercially. When it does, and you want it built to scale, that’s exactly my call.

05

You’re shopping for the cheapest option.

The pricing is public and it doesn’t move down — it’s a filter, not an opening bid. If the goal is the lowest possible day rate, I’ll lose that comparison every time, and I should. There are faster, cheaper ways to get a senior opinion when you need one for an afternoon, not a season. (The one exception runs the other way: Ukrainian-founded companies pay half — that’s the price I want to charge them.)

Hire instead
An expert network or hourly-marketplace advisor for a one-hour gut-check — or an in-house junior if it’s steady, lower-stakes volume you’re buying. Both are the right tool when the budget, not the problem, is the constraint.

So who is it for?

The reverse of every line above.

CRM already tied to revenue. A culture that trusts writing over meetings. One human who can decide in days. A system worth rearchitecting, not a campaign worth shipping. And the budget to buy senior judgment because it pays for itself, not because it’s the cheapest line on the sheet. If that’s you — most of this page was the part you can skip.

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